we are in a sassy men apocalypse

I repeat we are in a sassy men apocalypse! because tell me why this man that my friend hooked us up together is literally so sassy. he took me to the mall to have a mini date and this damn mall had a fucking DJ. I SHIT YOU NOT HE STARTED BUSTING IT DOWN LORD. BUT HE WAS DANCING LIKE A WHITE LADY AT A CLUB AHHHHH. it was so funny my stomach kept hurting from laughing so much