Reading Pet Peeves

I was back on ao3 reading fanfiction and I fear I've gotten so picky with my fanfiction now cause I got spoiled with good ones and now I'll drop most fics because it just ain't "it"

Like the overly superficial description of the characters

("his baby blue eyes so besutiful were the doorway to another world and his small waist so grabable" "his huge and tall frame was perfect for holding him")

or when they are just too overly OOC that I can't recognize them anymore and just cringe of 2nd Hand embarrassement *sigh*

I WANNA GO BACK TO SIMPLER TIMES AND ENJOY FICS LIKE NORMAL AAAH

Anyway do you guys have reading pet peeves and since this is a manga site and not fanfiction site please feel free to include them, I just wanted to get this off my chest ☠