What is the weirdest term for 'dick'/'cum' have you ever heard or read? Like it needs to be weird enough that you stopped for a minute to process whatever you heard or read. I'll go first. I was reading a manga I don't remember which one but it had a sex scene where she called the dude's cum 'Dick Cheese'. I never touched it ever again. So yea, now it's your turn. (⌒▽⌒)
When the guys create some really unique nicknames for their dick like " bro, i fuck my gf so hard with my large army pumpkin cock (lol i made that up but u can get what i meant) and she came so hard" reply
