What is the weirdest term for 'dick'/'cum' have you ever heard or read? Like it needs to be weird enough that you stopped for a minute to process whatever you heard or read. I'll go first. I was reading a manga I don't remember which one but it had a sex scene where she called the dude's cum 'Dick Cheese'. I never touched it ever again. So yea, now it's your turn. (⌒▽⌒)
meat stick and turnip... I always see the meat stick in danmei, and the turnip comes from Chai Jidan describing Xiao Yao's (Advance Bravely)... It was weird before but im used to it now lol reply
