Weirdest terms for 'dick' ever.

What is the weirdest term for 'dick'/'cum' have you ever heard or read? Like it needs to be weird enough that you stopped for a minute to process whatever you heard or read. I'll go first. I was reading a manga I don't remember which one but it had a sex scene where she called the dude's cum 'Dick Cheese'. I never touched it ever again. So yea, now it's your turn. (⌒▽⌒)

Sort: Newest / Hottest

▲
21

Weirdest terms for 'dick' ever. [Answer]

president poverty 27 07,2023

anal annihilator 2 reply

27 07,2023

▲
13

Weirdest terms for 'dick' ever. [Answer]

vaelynn 27 07,2023

my time to SHINE!!! (my top 8!) 1. N/A 2. Dick cheese (obvi) 3. His love whistle 4. Nestled armadillo 5. Shuffled card deck 6. Dick-o-roma 7. Golly gee stick 8. His thrusting machine sum came from either ao3 or a manga,, 2 reply

27 07,2023

▲
11

Weirdest terms for 'dick' ever. [Answer]

Fujo! 27 07,2023

I read a lot of BL but I have come across things like cock-chan,dick-san,honorable seed,precious sperm,schlong,disco stick,high speed piston and my favorite is king of chinko!!!! (๑•̀▽•́)و✧ 4 reply

27 07,2023

▲
8