fuck my organs are crying

The stupid bugs, insects and flies. The brain-dead moths, ‘OOOOO LIGHT!!!!’ Those uneducated, perverted mosquitoes, which suck more of my blood than Alucard ever could!
I’m sat panting like an omega in heat, no top on, holding about eight electric fans next to my face, desperate to replicate the wonders of Winter.

Anygays. What are the hottest and the coldest temperatures you've personally encountered?

Highest: 33C (91.4F)
Lowest: -30C (-22F)