What's the most creative thing your mom has thrown at you?

(Bonus points if it was some kind of kitchen utensil)
Just got into a ☆fight☆ with my ☆mom☆ had to run out the front outdoor like twice just to re-enter through the kitchen where she threw a spoon at me (p.s.- I don't need y'all telling me to call cps I'm not white, I can't afford the police showing up to my house rn)