after a long day of work, you were finally able to come home and rest. your sexually frustrated partner wasn't up for it of course, straddling your sore hips and whispering about how much they wanted you, and who were you to deny them of their needs? you swiftly pick them up and settle them down on the couch, pulling down their lingerie that they had kindly prepared for you only to be slapped dead in the face with a undeniably HORRID stench. You cock you head in confusion, going in for another whiff before gagging. You softly look up at them and your eyes fill with tears due from the stench. "Bae.... why it smell like badussy??? booty dick and pussy.....?"
Omg :'( that is the saddest thing I've ever heard....thank you for the astronomically wonderful story. I will read this to my kids that i'll probably never have. reply
