GUM STUCK IN HAIR
HI I PUT GUM IN MY ARMPIT RANDOMLY WHILE I WAS READING A REALLY GOOD SMUT FANFIC, AND NOW IT'S FUCKING STUCK IN MY ARMPIT HAIR
IT'S ONE OF THOSE PINK BUBBLEGUM GUMS THAT COME IN THOSE BIG CANDY PACKS AT WALMART
I TRIED CUTTING IT OFF BUT THE SISSORCES CANT CUT THROUGH THE GUM BCS I ALREADY CHEWED IT
I SEARCHED GOOGLE AND IT SAID ICE HELPS, BITCH MY ICE MACHINE IS BROKEN
I TRIED PULLING IT OFF FORCEFULLY BUT THIS SHIT HURTS SO MUCH, I'D HAVE TO PULL OUT MY ARMPIT HAIR TOO
I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID IT, I REGRET IT SO MUCH
omg it's someone dumber than me-
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19 07,2021