Barack Obama called me dummy thicc and asked if my sexy ass would attend his orgy with Michelle Obama and Kim-jung un. I politely rejected but this bitch ass mofo grabbed me right in the pussy and called me a dirty commie cum whore.
I was on the verge of tears.
Thankfully, Vladimir Putin came to save the day and I've had a crush on him ever s...... 11 reply
uh yeah, almost got gangbanged by my cousins and some older dudes when i was 4. they guilt tripped me into "not being friends anymore" and mind you, i used to think they were the kewl kids for swearing, dissing adults, and well, being older in general and other shits i couldn't do. and so, the naive child i was, agreed and let them do weird shit to...... 8 reply
