Tastes great!

Create fake semen yourself
You’ll need the following ingredients:

1 egg
1 cup of water
2 tablespoons of cornstarch
2 teaspoons of yogurt
salt
Take about 1/4 cup of the water and mix it up with the cornstarch. Take the remaining water and put it on the simmer on a stove-top in a pan. Then combine the stirred corn starch water with the water into the pan and whisk them together. When it gets thick remove it from the burner and let it cool down to room temperature. Next, take the egg and the yogurt and mix them with the cornstarch and water mixture. Use a sniff of salt for the real life experience.

(Add a touch of food coloring or glitter to personalize!)

If you are not going to use it instantly, make sure you store it in the fridge. The egg and the yogurt don’t do well outside the fridge and might spoil at higher temperatures.