Dumb ass kid shit

I used to believe that if you ate the black watermelon seeds, a watermelon plant would grow inside of you, and kill you. I also used to believe that, when I found my parents' sex toys underneath their bed back in elementry school, they were back massagers.   1 reply

I sharpened my pinkie finger with a pencil sharpener, thinking it would get pointy like a pencil. (I was around 3 or 4)   reply

Red ants: Bad but Black ants: Good   reply

When I was a kid I thought babies were born with clothes and that we were molded from dirt (thanks to the Bible verse about being dust)…yeah…   reply

Used to think my parents were too pure and innocent to have sex lol... I didn't know that was exactly how offspring were produced..   reply

i believed every 'prophecy' of the apocalypse up until like 2012. every time i'd go to the grocery store and see the dumb magazines proclaim the world was ending on a random date it would send me into panic. i couldnt even watch shows and movies about the end of the world. thanks religious trauma!   reply

i thought men had a second hole beneath the D for peeing like girls did so i spent 45 minutes trying to convince a MALE FRIEND that he had 3 holes and just didn't know it. literally invented girlsplaining   reply

Ooh I have a lot... (This is more like dumb stuff I did) 1. I thought babies came from trees 2. I was told that there was a ghost in a mirror and I believed it- And would never go to the washroom at night hahahaha 3. Climbed cupboards and fell and proceeded to do it again and again until I could do it with my eyes closed because that was a necessa......   reply