story time

I was in the pool with my siblings. My brother is 12 my sister is 10.
I lay on the bench thing whatever its called I said "Hey sit on my back i dont want to float" My brother sits on my back and touches my toes. Im like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SHIT" He looks me dead in the eye "Sucking your toes my king"
So for the past hour ive been 6 ft away from him