Please whoever's talking about me or whatever. Stop. Please

I'VE BEEN SNEEZING ALL MORNING
I ALMOST DROPPED MY GLASS OF WATER AGHHHHH
WHOEVER IS TALKING OR THINKING ABOUT ME STOP. PLEASE
(If you don't get it theres a saying that if you sneeze once it means someone is talking about you or if you sneeze twice someone is thinking about you. I don't care, stop thinking or talking about me i just want to stop sneezing )