Rant of the day(night)

Somebody please send help

I went to the mall today for the first time in ages and I don’t want to go back ever again
I just had to get some glasses but because I’m a minor I had to get an appointment but me and my companion didn’t know that so I literally had to stand near the entrance of the mall like a lost person waiting for my companion to get an appointment :’)))

When I got the appointment we had to choose a frame and know what my eye thingy is (idk what its called in english lmao) for the lens yknow, the normal stuff

The total came up to about 8,800 and we had to call my mother which was overseas and decide whether to buy or not
And since we were in a mall, there was no wifi and we literally had to wait around for my phone to get some kind of signal which took at least 20 minutes

At this point it was apparent that we were being pain in the asses to the people in the shop and I literally wanted to say sorry so badd
When my mom (finally) picked up she was literally screaming at the optometrist and I wanted to shrivel up and die
The phone call time? 30 minutes.

It was lunch now and we decided to go get some good old mc donalds and on the way there my companion was like “yo they’re having a sale *points at shoe shop* let me go buy some shoes for le feet”

I said “yo no lets just go home after lunch”

..we still went to the shoe shop

(Again, I am a minor so I wasn’t allowed in the shop so my companion left the food with me)

I am a (kinda) shut-in and didn’t eat much so like, slim bitch, thin ass bones

And I wa sholding the food (which was in a paper bag) with my non-dominant arm so it was heavy as fuck

And when she was done paying my arm was literally about to give out and I was holding drinks on my other hand so like rip

And then she was like “ok lets go homee”

And once we were approaching the exit, MY ARM GAVE OUT AND AAAAAAHHHHHHH

IT WAS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A LITTLE PASSAGEWAY AND THE FOOD SPILLED!!!

IT WASN’T TOO BAD BECAUSE IT WAS JUST FRIES BUT GODDAMN IT PEOPLE WERE STARING AT US AND WE HAD TO GET THE REST OF THE FOOD IN CONTROL

SOMEBODY HELP ME

ALSO IT WAS LIKE 35° OUTSIDE AND WE SOLD OUR CAR A YEAR AGO SO NO AIRCON AND WE WERE FORCED TO RIDE PUBLIC TRANSPORT
MORE SPECIFICALLY A JEEPNEY WHICH WAS LOUD AS FUCK

AND WE WERE SANDWICHED BETWEEN PLASTIC AND HUMAN ODOR
PLEASE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SWEATY WHORE, NO DON’T LEAN NEAR ME FUCK OFF

anyway, how was everyone’s day so far? <3