Pretend we are all at a funeral together

Me getting up from my coffin bcz i forgot to delete my browsing history   reply

Im not coming if they aren't carrying the coffin lmao   reply

*steps onto the stool and turned mic on* OK everyone , so on the left is the food and snacks and on the right is the bar. I- *bUrP* -I already had about two cups of sake for this son of bitch who died here today. And I hope y’all bless their soul as well   reply