pretend in the comments we all stay in one hotel room with 2 beds overnight

I better not be hearing any moaning, slurping or any sounds coming from all of you horny fuckers in this room.   reply

im booking a diff. room, i aint staying in a cramped bed w yall so sticky   reply

I will be taking the bathtub, cause there is no way I'm going to listen to moaning for the rest of the night. Thank you, no.   reply

2 beds well shit I claim the first one   reply

aw hell no I’m sleeping outside.   reply