hey ummm

https://www.google.com/search?q=longest+poop+in+the+world&rlz=1C1CHBD_enPH859PH859&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjY0Yy47LfxAhWDF6YKHaZsBF8Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1280&bih=609#imgrc=l1Zn9FZOzOBrDM

so like yeah