MORE DAD JOKE MOTHERFU...

whats at the bottom of the ocean and shivers.. a nervous reck

found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?

IM CRYING ITS TOO FUNVAHDJDJHCHJVDHJX

What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.

one more dad joke before i play genshin impact

In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.