My mom is always comparing me to my shitty siblings, but then tells me not to compare me to them when I do it. Plus, she’s always telling me to do multiple things at once. My brother bugs the hell out everyone in the house, while my sister is just a nosy, loud, dumb snitch. 1 reply
Parents pull the old "We need to talk."
Me "OH NO THEY FOUND OUT I'VE BEEN READING YAOI NONSTOP FOR THE PAST 36 HOURS OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO AHHHHHHHHH" "Yea whats up"
Them- "you left the light on in the bathroom"
Me- (having deleted all my camera roll and tabs) ".......you better be prepared to regret a whole lot of things i just had 87 pa...... 1 reply
When my mom's voice gets super sweet and not her normal grumpy tone most of the time I know that's a sign she wants me to do something for her. Or when I am walking up the stairs and my brothers are behind me that's when shit's about to go down.
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When my parents are alone together talking, I'm always afraid they're gonna fight lol. 1 reply
The knock on the door. If I don't answer fast enough it turns to banging. I either open the door to see my reserved Father or his petrifying girlfriend.
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