my mom looked through my whole phone and found out I'm trans and bisexual. I'm literally shaking as I type this, she keeps misgendering me on purpose I can't even think properly. please just make a good joke or or anything that'll help me feel better I'm sorry if this is weird but please
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper? Because he had little patients! reply
