I fucking hate this

"Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties Because you should never drink and derive." "What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny." "What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any dog, because buildings can’t jump." "Can February march? No, but April may." Sorry, I don't have good jokes... Hope ......   reply

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonn......   reply