Pov: you're the third wheel

There was this girl who got her first bf and it was too awkward for her to be with him alone so she dragged me whenever she wanted to talk to him. But they never talked. Like they used to glance at each other then look away. Just 30 minutes of that. AND I HAD TO BE THERE. You CANNOT imagine how weird it was for me.   reply

I ain't no third wheel my wife will be with me.....   1 reply

when youve only got 2 friends and you guys are a trio, then the 2 friends start dating   reply

its either they forgot that they left me or im there and they dont notice me LMAOO   reply

"haha lol thats funny! *whispers to me* isnt he sweet i told you" "yea lol" "hey can i put my arm around you" "omg yes! *whispers* hes so fucking niceeee" "*me sitting next to her in the movie theater with what now seems like a whole empty chair between us* bitch im leaving bye lmao enjoy your straight shit."   reply