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I, i have just murdered a citizen.

Today at 2am, I was awoken by footsteps of somewhat a creature. Opened my eyes and saw monica and her cockroach preggy ass, seemingly playing with my body. Well, dont think of anything now (tch tch what a sussy baka).
I then took the slippers and slapped the shit outta monica's fake ass like a real man should. I thought it was over until she started moving again.

It was there I realized I need to beat this bitch up "throughly". I proceeded slapping her again until i saw her baby came out, poured ethanol and watch her suffer from it. I must say it is fun to watch.

Her coochie was devoured by the substance where ethanol and her baby mixed. Its color was red with a slight touch of brown.
Ah yes, she had a miscarriage. Well, thats her problem not mine.

Im thinking of disposing the body, it'd be a honor if some of yall would share tips from experience. ^^
Also, will i go to jail? I hope not