Yall....

While me and my brother were having lunch and my mother was in her bedroom with her door open we heard what sounded like a video of a woman moaning and squeaking noises and it was coming from my mother's room.

I got up and went passed her room and saw her wearing headphones and watchin shit in her phone. Yall this woman hadn't plugged the headphones in completely and as a result we could hear everything that was playing on her phone and she was watching porn at 3 pm......

That shit lasted for about 7-10 minutes and it was the most uncomfortable and funny shit ever. Me and my brother didn't have the balls to tell her so we had to sit there listening to porn that my mother was watching while eating