I need to tell you something
Do you ever feel ugly? Because you are. Flat ass, gorilla-looking face, no friends, no social life, being a disappointment, and no one has asked you out. I mean, I feel bad for you. Luckily the circus is opened, and they're looking for a clown. I think that position best fits you. Now you can do something with your pathetic, sad life.
Just kidding