YALL LMAOOO YALL NEED TO HEAR THIS ITLL MAKE YOUR DAY SO MUCH BETTER

Maybe it might’ve been a “you had to be there” situation but imma say it anyway lol

So I was at a dance revue and at the end of it the instructor came out and was giving out awards and shit and to open her speech she said “Ladies and gentlemen” like most do.

So I was wondering about that and was talking to my sister after and said “Hah! She didn’t say my gender so I don’t have to listen” then I thought and said “Why does it have to be “hey ladies and gentlemen” why can’t it be “hey bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes!”

One literal second after, not even. My uncle walks up. “Hey ladies!”

LMAOOO ME AND MY SISTER START DYING LAUGHING IT WAS SO PERFECTLY TIMED LOL GOD I WISH I WAS RECORDING OMG IT WAS SO FUNNY

Yea y’all probably don’t think it’s that funny it definitely was a had to be there moment so anyway

how’s everyone’s dayyyy