Toddlers are now shit sometimes

Yes, I know they're SO YOUNG but bitch... Who the hell told you those things and what kind of jutsu did they raised you to go and intentionally grab me, a stranger, by my butt and thigh??? And even go as far as to call me fat 4 times in a row so loud? Look child, I know I'm a sexy female with D-cup jiggs and a thicc ass bonkers but then please get away from me. That's why I don't like people in general. Teach your kids in a proper way, this kid might grow up being a groper omg please help.

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yuu 14 06,2021

"d-cup jiggs and a thicc ass bonkers" please- i really wanna experiment that if i bark, would they go away? cuz I MEAN- 2 reply

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lilj 14 06,2021

Toddlers like to grab things because most of the time there is isn't any malicious intent doesn't make it right but it's not a sign that they are going to be a groper 1 reply

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Coffin milfmilk 14 06,2021

bump them in the head with your thigh and they'll go flying trust me. reply

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rayha 14 06,2021

please our old neighbors toddler pissed himself near our house multiple times. if your kid cant control himself why isnt he wearing diapers?? reply

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seb 14 06,2021

Walk away. Sure, those fuckers might have all of the energy in the world but they also have super short legs. Just power-walk away from them, they'll probably be unable to catch up to you. reply

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pretend i have a cool username 14 06,2021

reason #3629247 why i don't want to have kids reply

14 06,2021

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