killing in the winter wonderland

True story from my freshman college year. I was walking in the halls but then I realized, there were so many people circling around this area. And two girls were fighting about a guy who's the one to blame for two-timing. And I said- "Are my eyes deceiving me or is THIS really happening in our university?" "Yeah, we don't actually know what's going but this is getting boring" "... Mm" I wanted to leave then they stopped fighting but what's next was actually the one that cracked me up. The crowd was like- (*throws tissue* "Wow, bravo, that was boring asf") or (*throws paper* "Wow diva, oh wait, that was my test paper"), ("Go off ig?" "Pop off sis" "That was an unexpectedly boring fight that I can even taste how bland it is... Cuz it doesn't actually taste anything *laughter*") ("Bitch, let's attack the guy" "Petition for spilling the tea, please" "Let's report that guy on the principal" "Harsh.... Let's get him to the police" "Good shit *laughter*") they were so sarcastic I was wheezing there and I was the only one left in the hall, laughing, crying and choking.