Sexuality that are not real and will never be real

First of all if you support any of these then you're just offending the community itself so please stop first of all animesexual painsexual dreamsexual and yes I mean the YouTuber Danganronpasexual plantsexual like how can you be attracted to a plant? Animalsexual like what you mean you're looking at your dog and be like damn they're hot?! And I don't care if you think I'm being rude or judgmental but people actually go through a lot of s*** because of their sexuality and you guys are making jokes of it like what the f*** is wrong with you so if you do please stop and the people that don't do this thank you! I might make a part to or some s*** because the list goes on