im so pissed

spoilers for the movie 'army of the dead' (not that it matters)
btw i edited this, now other charas death and ending is included
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

IM SO PISSED THAT THEY KILLED A BADASS WOMAN WITHIN AN HOUR OF THE MOVIE. she was so cool, like dude she was fighting off a horde of zombies ALONE. maneuvering w knife and gun on each of her hands. even if she got trapped BY A FUCKING ASSHOLE, (whos the reason why she died) she still manage to get her way out AND FOR WHAT! TO BE KILLED :D all that work for nothing. and u know what, the moment she dive outta that glass window, they couldve run towards her and aide her (they have more than 5 ppl in the grp) and shoot the zombies near her so she could stand, get her bearings and scramble away from there. BUT JESUS THEY ALL JUST STOOD, DIDNT FUCKEN CARE. only one guy did, the one who brought her in that place, her friend or acquaintance. atleast he didnt allow her to turn into a zombie... ig she was too badass and everyone else is also badass or atleast needed (like the guy who will unlock the safe) so shes the unfortunate victim that needs to be sacrificed first sighhhh. and ofc they cant kill off two scumbags in the first hour so the other ones gotta live a lil bit longer and stay in the grp until WHO KNOWS HOW MANY MORE ARE GON GET KILLED. im still watching, i just had to pause and scream bc i rlly like her!! the ladies in this movie r so COOL THEY CAN SHOOT ME. (the zombie lady can turn me into a mindless dog if she wants lmao)

editing this one bc i clearly underestimated the movie and the ending... and none of the charas i like survived, well maybe one but not sure


the woman they call "coyote" is their guide and shes p badass. she knows the rules inside the zombies den. yep they arent just ur normal zombies bc theyre highly intelligent bc the origin wc called "zeus" is an alpha zombie, a bioweapon experiment from area 51 (implied) that got escaped from his containment bc of an accident (blame the horny newlyweds)
so yea, she got killed. kinda hinting as the next queen of the zombies bc the other one is alrd dead,, but who knows? las vegas got nuked but ofc there will be survivors

the most surprising death: cruz bc a fucken zombie came out of the elevator and snapped her neck instantly. the goddamn 180° turn of her head was just so sudden. (photo)

dieter. hes the safecracker of the team and the funny guy in the grp that mostly "annoys" the veterans bc he talks a lot and asks a lot lolol but hes a nice dude, and i loooove how he bonded w vanderohe. their scenes were funny and amazing, it was rlly fun to watch them communicate
and hes the real bro, he saved van by pushing him inside the safe while zeus is coming for their ass. theres a bit of speculation if hes rlly dead bc his death was shown off screen, we only see zeus dragging him before he can fully close the safe and well,, most of the time in movies like this, if u didnt die in front of the camera then ur probs alive. but THAT WAS ZEUS, THE MAIN ALPHA so idk, his chances of surviving that is zero. or zeus mightve turned him and who knows, he probs survived the nuke but hes barely 'alive' bc hes most likely a zombie now

and my fave guy, vanderohe (i keep misspelling i as vanderHOE lmfaoooo)
i mean technically he aint dead. thanks to his real bro dieter, he got saved and he survived the blast bc hes inside the safe. he also got out w the money that was left there. but ofc it doesnt end there, in the plane it was revealed that he got bitten. but heres whats up tho. he has been bitten since they were attacked and raided by zeus and his army of zombies and that mustve been a while ago + vegas got nuked AND HE DIDNT TURN for how many minutes or hours? on the plane, the flight attendant did comment that he feels cold and looks bad but even at the restroom, he didnt turn. from what weve seen in the movie, everyone turns rlly quick, even batista (dave bautista, yea the retired wrestler) so idk,, is he the new zeus?? or he gained some immunity against it?? maybe this hints for a sequel??

also another one who died off screen is geeta. shes the woman kate saved back in olympus and theyre friends (batistas daughter. uhhh so batistas name here is scott) her death was just implied bc of the helicopter crash but theres a possibility shes still alive

ALSO THE MOST SATISFYING DEATH GOES TO: that asshole mr rich japanese sent along w their grp. dunno his name bc it aint worth remembering. HE GOT TOYED WITH, CLAWED, AND MAULED BY THE CUTIE VALENTINE! he deserved it, i was laughing the whole time how he looked like a chew toy for the tiger lmfaoooo (photo)