missing school excuses

1.INTERNET ISSUES 2.POWER CUT 3.I GOT DIAGNOSED WITH COVID 4.I HAVE HIGH GRADE FEVER OR JUST TELL YOUR FRIEND TO WRITE IN THE CHAT BOX FOR YOU SMTHN LIKE "Good morning ma'am/sir Shawtybae will not be attending todays class as (whatever your pronouns are) is suffering from high grade fever/or is diagnosed with covid.Please excuse her.Thank you." ......   1 reply

“My dog ate our wifi router”   1 reply

"I had explosive diarrhea" "I had a fever" "I broke my glasses" "Headache"   reply

i fell in November and got a black eye, concussion and a facial fracture. it didn't actually bother me, but because it looked bad i missed 3 months of school. even when i didn't have the concussion anymore, if i wanted to miss school i'd just say "im having a migraine" and leave. for the other excuses its "my laptop restarted" "my laptop is updatin......   reply

"sorry my dad's car is broken ┗( T﹏T )┛ " My dad was the mastermind behind the excuse we just wanted to go to the beach (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧   reply

Tell them ur having a really hard time rn, at home/mental health/personal issues/etc., and start crying. I've done this several times, so dw cuz it works everytime >:3   reply

"you fucked a student"   reply

Migraine. Family problems. You don’t actually have to give details because your health is private. Generic terms like ‘family problems’ and ‘very unwell’ can be perfectly acceptable.   reply