Dad jokes

I'll let you know after my dad comes back with the milk   reply

''What is the tallest building in the world?'' ''The library, it's got the most stories.'' Also, there is no such thing as ''the best dad joke,'' they're all terrible.   reply

Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil??? Leave it it's pointless . (●'◡'●)凸   reply

"What did one eye say to the other eye?" "Between you and me, something smells." *slams* Ak ak ak ak   reply

https://youtu.be/KZfq9amWaJg here you go the dad jokes   reply

Not a dad joke but I petition for dad jokes not to be dad jokes anymore bc I've made them since I was little and in my language they're called "flat jokes". So yeH release the jokes for the non dads as well   reply