if your life was a book, do you think it would sell.

1) would you buy it?
2) what kind of people would read it?
3) what rating would it get? (g, pg, spg, r, etc.)
4) what genre would it be?
5) how thick is it? (or maybe a trilogy? a series type?)
6) would it get banned? and for what reason?
7) why do you think it would/would not sell?
8) give me a synopsis