I was reading a smut manga with pegging (don’t kink shame me I know y’all nasty too) and then didn’t close out of the tab after I finished reading then closed my phone..
next thing you know I’m hanging out with my sister and she pulls out my phone because she wanted to play a song and got greeted with an image of A GUYS ASS with the little <3 hearts everywhere while sweating, and at that moment I DIED. I’m deceased.
She just says “Oh my goddd you shouldn’t be reading that” and on the fly I made the excuse I accidentally clicked an ad on a sketchy site trying to read manga. She knows I like manga and on the illegal anime sites she goes on there’s always inappropriate ads, so I think she bought it. She then starting talking to me about getting an adblocker and I’m sitting there with my hands trembling and heart going 100 mph.
Moral of the story: after you read something dirty, ALWAYS ERASE YOUR HISTORY.

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