Last words in your dying breath

Finally my time has come. Please destroy my phone, laptop, and burn my diary. Do it or I'll haunt you to death after I die!   reply

As my farewell gift, I'll tell you the ultimate truth. T-the secret of life is- *dies dramatically*   reply

Damn, just when I heard Ouran Host Club was getting a second season. WHY SKY DADDYYYYY!!?!?!?!   1 reply

Don’t tell my mom I thought that she had a phat ass   1 reply

*gets shot after beating a whole kindergarten class with an elmo doll while wearing a big bird costume* "worth it"   reply

"....Living was overrated anyways... "   reply

”c-clear my-my s-seach his-history when i-im g-on..e...”   reply

”Yall better bury me in a tux and not a dress, bitches, or imma haunt y’all asses.”   2 reply

“I know I said I wanted to die but the ongoing stories I’m reading aren’t finished yet I don’t wanna go yet atleast wait until they’re completed plea-” *dies*   reply

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