there this one time where i came back home and my oldest sister saw that i wear a short pants and advice me that i should wear a long pants when i go outside and i asked her why should i wear long pants and she said "just to be careful, if one day you get rape you will regret that you didn't take my advice" my reaction to that is (⊙…⊙ )
Yeah smother her with a pillow at night and when the judge in court asks you why you killed her say "just to be careful she should've covered her whole face, it's not my fault that she tempted me" reply