this is gonna be fun.

okay okay, it wasn’t my FIRST KISS. my first kiss was with a girl when i was 8. but this ones more cringe.

last year I was dating this boy, we went to different schools but lived 5 minutes away from eachother. i wasn’t aloud to date, so the pot hole was “online” dating. one time i went behind my mothers back and went to the movies with him. i kid you not, this MF was SOOO NERVOUS. he was ALL talk. about 20 so minutes into the movie i was getting REALLY BORED. so i places my hand on his KNEE CAP. not on his thigh, HIS KNEE. and i swear this man CAME. i tried calming him down by kissing him, but this dude COULDNT KISS FOR SHIT. what makes it funnier is that this dude was ‘one of the boys’ types. he was always bragging, telling me i couldn’t wear this or that. having his friends spy on me. ALL TALK. anyways yeah. we broke up because he moved, he also sent my mother my nudes too. really pissed about that. （￣へ￣）