All jokes aside,

Here's a corny joke my dad told me and my siblings at the dinner table. "How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it." Kill me.   3 reply

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change....... Also I'm sorry for your loss......   1 reply

Here’s one. Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?   2 reply

hitler: i said glass of juice, not gas the jews   1 reply

This may not be funny to most but srsly the best misunderstanding ive seen unfold next to me. My friend asked a girl "have you eaten marmite?" The girl was shook bcuz she thought she said 'mermaid' And my friend was like "you haven't? It's so good tho." And i ws roaring inside with laughter but kept a poker face.   reply