*Leans against very expensive car*

ma'am you are blocking the way   reply

*Spits on car (cutely)* I don't speak POOR!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!   reply

Bye   reply

*pulls out gun* hand over the keys   reply

*sprays perfume over and around you, fixes your hair, says- "Aaah" where you also open your mouth so I could spray some kind of scent in your mouth for your breathe then I grab my bag inside my expensive car* Me: "Hi honey sugar pie boo boo bear sweetie cakey cinnamon rolly poly pop tarts macaroons candy gum drop pumpkin spice and everything nice......   reply