My mfing neighbours be like "yOU'Re goNNa Go tO hELLl" cause they found out I'm not a cishet. So mf? Does it effect you? No? Why the fuck do you care? Mf I take baths and showers with the heat all the way up, I have been training for this, I wanna get a hot demon boyfriend or like, a succubus MILF. I will bring a floatie down to hell so I can sit in it while in the boiling blood, I will start a rave, I will train to become a demon. I will make out with anyone who will let me cause apparently all the gays are gonna be down there and it's gonna be one big pride parade. It's better than being in a boring-ass church singing random words all day.
Wait till they find out they're going too because they are judging someone else u gonna be like "oh hey neighbor" and they are just going to break down into tears reply
