Break them legs

I made some iced tea that has been drinking throughout the day, and I still have a good portion left in my cup right now, and I don't want to waste it so I needed to put in the fridge.

But my brother made like a barrier for the doorway of the kitchen because the dogs kept on getting in his way when he was trying to mop the floor. And I couldn't get cross it so I had him do it for me.

And the bitch, this son of a bitch, had the audacity to say "Why don't you get longer legs?" LIKE I WILL BREAK YOURS IF YOU DONT SHUT UP!!!

I MAY BE 5FT EXACTLY, AND HAVENT GROWN IN YEARS! BUT I HAVE ENOUGH SHORT PEOPLE AGGRESSION TO MAKE YOU NEVER BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN!!!--
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Of course in reality I would never do that, but I did punch him in the stomach. Playfully. Maybe. Kinda. Not really. It was deserved. I said sorry. In a whisper. I did feel bad but he had it comingggggg!!!!