"Cuz your pajamas are gay"
"Keichirou, you're NOT going to HELL!" "Hello sinner" "God, can you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?" "You just wait, when that wonderful president finishes stacking the supreme court, we won't have to!" (*whispers* "Don't forget what I told you about premarital sex") "Abstinence only, got it"
"Looks like it's ...... reply
“Principles always look like lesbians… mOm?!”
“RUN! SHES A GHOST AND A BITCH!”
“Not because you’re a rabbit, it’s cause yoURE BLACK⚰️“
“haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsavior?“ “No, I’m Jewish” reply
"what are you doing?? thats sick"
"run like a big black man is chasing you"
"stop youre stretching out my lips" "like thats the first time thats ever happened before" reply
y'all know episode 9 is the best
"So I dragged my happy ass out in the pourin' rain."
"'Come bring me back to life!' he says. 'I'll be good, I promise!' he says. 'I won't turn into a big, ugly, horrible, monster rabbit…' *inhales* HE SAYS!"
"Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life. I know now that it could never work betwe...... reply
