Here are some of mine •Ratsexual •the argument on a colour of tree lasting five years and still going •My crippling addiction to gummies and waffles •That Barbie Diaries movie •I wanna see some ass song •connect four and UNO •My perfect bagels •cake frog that looks like Humpty Dumpty •that Barbie Princess Charm School movie •the boob picture in my friend’s camera roll •My friend’s dead gay husband •The fish funeral •the Matching Profile Pictures war •A picture of my friend’s face when she hit a fan •The Kermit the frog picture •Barbie Basketball •Herbert the frog •My friend spending more than a hundred bucks on candy at the dollar store •My friend’s eyelashes
Eat the ass like pizza
Water bottle thief
Let's commit arson and go to Arby's
Grasp the nugget firmly
I forgot all my old inside jokes with my friends lmao reply
inside jokes are 90% of my relationships
- wholesome Santa
- octopus in an onsen
- j'owo, tu owos, il owo
- j'ai crai
- who's the daddy? naruto?
- don't hate, skate
- detroit become real boi
- one anus please
- I will do as you say relunctantly!
- we take the sions very seriously around these parts
- macaRON not macaROON
- lescargot etait rapid...... 2 reply
'Hey beautiful, what are you doing after work?',
'It was definitely yellow, no, it was green, ...red, ...blue, i-it changed colors. I don't know, don't ask me anymore...'
'I left my (insert random thing) on the piano.'
'Wish you had my brain, so you could take a rest.'
'Take your pants off, so we can laugh.'
'Give me the super mega giga sonic (inse...... reply
