Best thing to call a "child"?

A track star. Think about it. We were all among millions of sperm cells that rushed to an egg and we won the race. Off topic but if your feeling down remember you were the fastest out of millions of sperm cells.   2 reply

fermented cum   reply

A money waster, demon, annoying, life sucker, brat, disgusting, peasant, or call them by their name or nickname   reply

Concieved spawn   reply

Demon child   reply

Satan's spawn   1 reply

Vagina poop   reply

Accident   reply

gremlin   reply