You're stuck with your crush

omg wtf is wrong with you I would fart....   2 reply

jokes on you, i don't have a crush   reply

I’ll go with confess my love because I’m blunt and have no fear. Sometimes you just gotta eat the frog.   1 reply

PLEASE I HAVE OPTIONS i have more, don't tell me they all just coincidentally have partners. also, if they are turned off by a natural gas the body produces, you know he's not worth it.   reply

I mean...if fictional crushes count, I’d fart...like not even a hard choice. (Hypothetically) If they already have a lover, why even bother trying to impress them? I may be jealous but I’m not gonna step out of bounds and try to make moves on someone who’s taken.   reply

I already farted in front of them   1 reply