whoop whoop here i go trauma dumping

(i dont really want anyone telling me "im sorry" or something like that, it makes me uncomfy if anybody tells me that i'd rather you joke about it tbh)

my mom threw a cold, metal, laddle, at me and it hit my cheekbone and now it's swollen as HELLLLL

anyways how are you guys lolololol
feel free to joke about your own in the replies lololol (づ￣ ³￣)づ