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just fucked a guy on the bench we gotta go -my friend   reply

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. ~ Terry Pratchett   reply

Remember life and then your life becomes a better one   reply

"they r literally fricking in a shoebox" - random person   reply

-if its something worth doing, its something worth doing badly saw it on reddit once, i dont rmb the account name I love that quote, makes me bullshit my way through essays and competition and power on even though Its not "perfect" or "excellent", if its something worth doing, its also something worth failing at, failing at something is better than......   reply

“There are four things you can be in life; sober, tipsy, drunk, and hungover, and tipsy is the only one where you’re not crying” “What if a relationship is just someone slowly figuring out they don’t like you quite as much as they thought they did” — James Acaster And like any quote from The Office   reply