Make a parody about a wattpad mc

Miyu Miyo jean reneee was a half donkey half-dog half-zombie girl she had white-like cum skin grey like dirt eyes brown like shit hair and red like a stop sign lips was 1 foot tall but don't call her shortie or underestimate her cause she is may cute but she is a little tomboy badass,and did i mention that she was adopted by a family of dolphin's at the age of 6 seconds ( tragic i know).
She willingly had no friend it's not like nobody wanted to be friends with her, it was because they were jealous of her quirkiness .
mire Diego nakamoto paul the half British quarter french and Japanese exchange student was her crush and even when he spat on her, slapped her and told her to fuck off you donkey bitch he still looked so charming and dreamy he was such a bad boy.
Weirdly enough she had average grades even though she never studied and never did anything apart from being quirky but that's another story
(inspired by the make a pick me girl question )