Give me your best dark humor joke

What does a pregnant 13 year old and her baby have in common? They both think "My mom's gonna kill me"   reply

Why can’t homeless kids play baseball? Cause they can’t find home   reply

tw what happens when a depressed kid high-fives a tree? the tree leaves them hanging   reply

A man was watching his daughter in a playground, a woman comes up to him and asks him "which on e is yours?" and just for fun he says "I'm still choosing" she looked horrified   1 reply